Zelda - Diplomacy Has Failed

Hexagons and pony braids, my friends! Tonight is a chocolatey night to speed up some dinosaurs, yes?

Excuse me - I ate a word salad about thirty minutes ago and it's disagreeing with me. As I was saying, tonight we have a special pic which was requested by my own dear Karen . After all the madness she puts up with being in my pictures, I figured the least I could do was whip up a request for her, so here it is. Karen maintained close creative control throughout much of this, so the finished product, although physically drawn by me, is mostly Karen's brainchild.

Anywho!? Here we have Sheik - Princess Zelda's stoic alter-ego from Ocarina of Time. Disguising herself as a man to carry out a diplomatic mission in an all-female environment was probably not her most glorious moment - and things quickly got worse when she was discovered to be a woman DISGUISED as a man. A vindictive gang of Gerudo women is a pretty frightening thing to face - almost as frightening as rampaging dinosaurs, and Starfire mid-tantrum - but that's exactly what poor Zelda is having to face. It wouldn't be so bad if Link wasn't chained up a few feet away, watching the whole spectacle! Zelda tries to explain her royal connections, but the Gerudo a) aren't convinced, and b) wouldn't care if it WAS true. Hope her ninja training has given her a high amount of stamina!

Hope you like this one, folks. Stay safe, or else - Napper is watching you. And don't drink and drive - a quiet, intoxicated stroll home through the chilly night is much more pleasant to recall years later than a night in the drunk tank.